As National myopia has taken over in Michael Woodhouse’s hunt for the Homeless Man, I’ve decided to organise a nationwide MI5-type inquiry, with appropriate rewards.
Last week I made extensive inquiries among my homeless contacts in the Capital.
Michael Woodhouse is till defending his claim the Homeless Man got a free two-week stay at a COVID-19 hotel, saying ‘it’s really difficult to prove it.’
The thing is, as the Nats know, these homeless buggers will try to get a free ride anywhere they can.
“Homeless Man’ is quite possibly in the Wellington Region, so I’m offering a $100 voucher for anyone who prove they’ve located the miscreant.
The National Party’s Health Spookesm an deserves all the herlp he can get.
Please report your suspicions to Fintan O’Toole, c/- of the Kapiti Independent.