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Kāpiti Coast Kremlin Sprouts New Logo
By Crs Cheetem, Foollem and Grabalott
A mysterious new logo appeared on the fabled new KCDC Kremlin building in the centre of Paraparaumu today.
Language experts say the script resembles ancient Cyrillic from near the water towers of eastern Turkey — probably emanating from the nearby Republic of Meteristan.
And Professor Costalot from the University of Athens says the script apparently says: ‘Hello comrades, this is what your water bill will look like in five years’ time.’