This weeks budget meal: Battered Beneficiaries(The cooking column with Whim Whack)
First, catch a woman on the DPB.
These are readily available and willing (daughters an optional extra for this recipe)
Next implant with hormones to tenderise then make your batter.
Coat beneficiary with batter, then deep fry (used engine oil would be the cheapest option)
Garnish with Key lime slices and serve with a dash of Bennet Sauce.
(Next week: Fran wilde food festival featuring Mayor fritters.)