Cooking With Whim Whack

May 15, 2012August 5, 2018

This weeks budget meal: Battered Beneficiaries

paula bennet's marriage — Ms Bennett's Marriage Day

(The cooking column with Whim Whack)

First, catch a woman on the DPB.

These are readily available and willing (daughters an optional extra for this recipe)

Next implant with hormones to tenderise then make your batter.

Coat beneficiary with batter, then deep fry (used engine oil would be the cheapest option)

Garnish with Key lime slices and serve with a dash of Bennet Sauce.

(Next week: Fran wilde food festival featuring Mayor fritters.)

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From a maori perspective, insulting.

Why is that Karl?
Post peak Moa, Maori had to, and did start eating each other, just like every society, when it crashes ‘we’ run out of food then we have to revert to cannibalism. It happened back in 1960 in China, when 30 million people starved to death, and it will happen again, but all over the world this time.
The rubber is about to hit The Road http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/

peak oil ? pah ! Fukushima’s gonna kill us all within 3-5yrs.

Yeah, I said about 7 years ago we would be living a Nevil Shute novel.

Māori politics was dominated by the influential MPs (and sometime Cabinet ministers) Māui Pōmare ( Waitara statue photo above) and Apirana Ngata.

The 1920's also saw the rise of Tahupōtiki Wiremu Rātana’s religious movement, and the emergence of Te Puea Hērangi in Waikato.

Ngata worked hard to foster Māori scholarship and education and preserve traditional arts and culture.

He convinced the government to establish a Board of Maori Ethnological Research (1923), a Maori Purposes Fund Control Board (1924) and a School of Maori Arts and Crafts in Rotorua (1927).

The Reform government also took the first, tentative steps towards settling longstanding Māori grievances.

Agreements with Te Arawa in 1922 and Ngāti Tūwharetoa in 1926 recognised their respective rights over the Rotorua lakes and Lake Taupō, and led to the establishment of trust boards with some government funding.

Commissions of inquiry which examined Ngāi Tahu grievances (1920–21) and the Waikato and Taranaki confiscations (1926–27) recommended that modest compensation be paid.