This weeks budget meal: Battered Beneficiaries
First, catch a woman on the DPB.
These are readily available and willing (daughters an optional extra for this recipe)
Next implant with hormones to tenderise then make your batter.
Coat beneficiary with batter, then deep fry (used engine oil would be the cheapest option)
Garnish with Key lime slices and serve with a dash of Bennet Sauce.
(Next week: Fran wilde food festival featuring Mayor fritters.)
From a maori perspective, insulting.
Why is that Karl?
Post peak Moa, Maori had to, and did start eating each other, just like every society, when it crashes ‘we’ run out of food then we have to revert to cannibalism. It happened back in 1960 in China, when 30 million people starved to death, and it will happen again, but all over the world this time.
The rubber is about to hit The Road http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/
peak oil ? pah ! Fukushima’s gonna kill us all within 3-5yrs.
Yeah, I said about 7 years ago we would be living a Nevil Shute novel.